It is Fox’s war on Christmas, it’s back baby…yes, yes lady wearing cross on television, religious freedom is on the rocks! The rocks! … Fox, you take for granted the ubiquity of Christmas, but if there has been a war, Christmas is the aggressor nation. Right now, every public space in the country looks like it got hit with a five hundred pound tinsel bomb. The White House looks like a Yule Tide episode of Hoarders. Many of these displays are subsidized by, uh, what’s that thing you don’t want to spend on anything, tax-payer money! You want to fight about something taking the Christ out of Christmas? (shows clip of Mariah Carey and Justin Beiber singing all I want for Christmas). Whatever you think is the reason for the season, it does not involve Mariah Carey in a half-a-santa suit, presenting her ass to Justin Beiber like a horny bonobo.

Jon Stewart, taking on Fox News’ yearly “War on Christmas” segments

Watch the entire clip here, it is worth it. 

(via reallyfoxnews)

(via stfuconservatives)

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    “Like a horny bonobo.”
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    Could do without the slut-shaming of Mariah Carey…but otherwise this is all true.
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